CBF yellow jersey over massive hairy thighs, curly black hair, thick beard, heavy silver chain, Adidas sneakers and white tube socks — sitting on a parking garage railing in Miami, Evandro Almeida first looks like the Brazilian soccer player you stare at throughout the entire match without ever watching the ball. Then he goes into the hotel room, and that’s a whole different story. A dancer, drag performer and designer based in the United States under the name Eva Poison, Evandro is a complete queer artist who, in front of Ryan Stanford’s lens, reveals himself to be one of the most intensely sexual models we’ve seen this year.
The series is built like a multi-act striptease. It starts outside, in a sunny Miami Vice-style parking lot, with Evandro in full Brazil gear — green shorts, yellow jersey, tongue out, the energy of a guy who just scored a goal and is celebrating with you. Then we move to the hotel room: Evandro on his knees on the bed in a Brazilian-colored wrestling singlet, biceps flexed in a double-arm pose, the lycra molding every muscle and curve of a powerful body covered in thick body hair. Then the singlet comes down, and Evandro’s big cock appears in the foreground in a low-angle shot that leaves no room for ambiguity.
The Hairiest and Sexiest Guy in Miami
What sets Evandro apart in the landscape of gay male nudity is his outrageously natural body. Massive thighs covered in dense black hair, a hairy chest, bushy armpits that he displays without shame in every arms-raised pose, thick and full pubes — at a time when the norm still tends toward shaving, Evandro claims every inch of his body hair as an act of pride. And it works. In the shower, in transparent wet white briefs that hide nothing, water beading on the fur of his chest, he’s spectacular. The reflection in the glass panel doubles his image and creates a striking composition when he pulls down his briefs to reveal his impressive cock nestled in dark bush.
But Evandro isn’t just muscle and hair. Sitting in an armchair in black Bold Strap jockstrap, one leg casually raised, or lying on the bed in white underwear, one foot stretched toward the camera, he also radiates that playful confidence of a performer who knows how to occupy space. He’s a guy who does double bicep flexing and sticks his tongue out in a parking lot, and in the next second stares at you naked with an intensity that stops you in your tracks. Brazil has produced many beautiful men. Evandro Almeida is in a category of his own.
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Photos: Ryan Stanford (X)
